Top 10 Craziest Things the Internet Has Done to Disney Princesses So Far
7. Disney Princesses as Fighters
Why it was made: Weaponry is an easy way to invert the damsel-in-distress paradigm, so it makes sense that the princesses would be made to pack heat eventually.
What I want to know is why holding a gun means the outfits get tighter...are those Belle's workout clothes? More power to her!
6. Disney Princesses with Realistic Waistlines
Why it was done: For some reason, people are obsessed with the fact that these particular cartoon characters look cartoonish, which, hey, if it gives you a reason to get up in the morning, by all means.
But really though, why is Belle's human-drawn waist more important than the fact that her story basically promotes Stockholm syndrome as glorified romance?
5. Disney Princesses with Steve Buscemi Eyes
Why it was done: It is a fact universally recognized that Steve Buscemi has one creepy pair of peepers.
Cut them out and put them on someone--anyone--else, and you have the stuff of nightmares.
4. Disney Princesses as Instagram Users
Why it was made: In a social-media-driven culture, what is more relatable than imagining a cartoon character as a user of a ubiquitous app like Instagram?
Also the "hotdogs or legs" joke is pretty great.