This Guy Got Creative When His Ex-Wife Asked for Half of Everything After Their Divorce

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If there's one thing no one will ever call into question, it's that divorce settlements are always hard.

Often times, if a couple has been married for a significant period of time, the two end up having to split their belongings 50/50, which normally proves to be incredibly painstaking to determine who gets what.

Unlike most, this German man didn't want things to be so complicated.

So when his ex-wife - who he strongly suspected to be unfaithful - demanded "half of everything," he promptly complied and gave her just that.

“The car is quite well preserved for its age, but there are some signs of wear. In particular, half is missing.”

“In my opinion, this conversion is the perfect solution for users who want to save space, but can not afford a MacBook Air.”

“The wheel moves despite minor limitations, and the front brake engages perfectly.”

“Unlike my ex-wife, I cannot say anything bad about the bed, really, have always slept well in it.”

“It’s the perfect phone for people who do not like to make calls.”

“The chairs are super as an art installation.”

“There’s no need for cuddling stuffed animals – for such things, there are affectionate co-workers.”

“Watching TV alone is already depressing enough. The device is very compact and has several inputs, but am not sure whether they all work.”

“In recent years, I’ve spent many beautiful evenings on this sofa with my woman. She did not find the evenings so beautiful, which is why my ex-wife now sits on another couch.”

“Whoever wonders where the second half is may want to check with my ex-wife.”

“I offer here, in my opinion, the best REM album… “Everybody Hurts” (how true !!!) and "Nightswimming" are the best tracks on it yet.”

“It is considerably smaller and more manageable. In addition, you will finally be at peace with this phone: It is guaranteed not to ring and vibrate and will not play music.”

Besides, it's just about the funniest, most brilliantly passive-aggressive response to a settlement that any divorce court has ever seen.


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