6 Real Problems With Dating An Ugly Chick

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4. Sometimes She'll Wanna Have Sex With The Lights On

Having sex with an ugly chick while the lights are on is like forcing your boner to compete on an episode of "Fear Factor," complete with obstacles that automatically make your dick flaccid.

5. Body Lotion And Perfume Choices Will Be Unusual

While most girls will pick lotions and perfumes that have the scent of flowers, fruit, or candy, a more facially challenged girl will pick powerful aromas that are more familiar to her.

6. She's Going To Want To Meet Your Friends

Like most guys, your friends are immature wild animals, and there is nothing better than finding out one of your buddies is dating a beast. Bros will come up with all kinds of ways to piss you off.

Now go out there and catch yourself a certified train wreck.

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