6 Real Problems With Dating An Ugly Chick

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We all have flaws, but in the case of an ugly chick her main down side is that all of her flaws landed smack-dab on her face.

You know, the one with a face like Danny Glover, a body like King Kong Bundy and teeth like Michael Strahan. Guys will always say they don't date ugly girls, but the truth is ugly chicks are like jail cells... every man has spent at least one night inside one.

1. Exactly How Ugly Is Your Girl

Sometimes we don't actually realize where our girls fall on the "blasted-in-the-face" scale. If you answer yes to most of these, then you, sir, are dating a true beast.

2. She Will Always Somehow Find You

Like a hunting dog finding a dead duck in dark swampy waters, she has the tracking skills to find you anywhere and everywhere. The worst thing that can happen to a guy is being in the mall when you hear from across the food court a loud and deep bark.

3. When The Two Of You Go Out, She Is Always A Head-Turner

No matter where you go, is your girlfriend constantly stopped and mistaken for Danny Glover?

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