19 Most Memorable TV Sex Scenes You Need To See From 2016
Y’all sure did like doggy style in 2016, huh?
19. All of the gold spray-painted robots in Westworld
When it happened: Season 1, Episode 5, “Contrapasso”
What made it hot: Somewhere an antiques dealer has fainted after watching all of these writhing, spray-painted bodies have sex on this furniture. This orgy definitely had a theme, and the theme was Human Trophies Imitating Bad Porn.
When it happened: Season 6, Episode 3, “Chapter 3”
What made it hot: What the fuck. Just what in the actual fuck. Look at these GIFs and tell me you won’t forever have Cuba Gooding Jr. giving it to Lady Gaga in a forest burned into your memory. UNSUBSCRIBE FROM THESE PORN GIFS.
17. Quentin and Alice, The Magicians
When it happened: Season 1, Episode 10, “Homecoming”
What made it hot: You know that moment when you realize the only sexual experience a person has is watching free short porn clips? Quentin, baby, watch a porn from beginning to end to catch the foreplay that leads UP to the successful boning.
16. Lucy, Tom, and Annie, Easy
When it happened: Season 1, Episode 6, “Utopia”
What made it hot: I mean, could you masturbate to this? Yeah, it’s Orlando Bloom, Malin Akerman, and a girl who looks like the human version of Bambi all having a threesome. But it gets pretty awkward, because there’s a baby monitor in the room and every time their baby cries (which is often), one of them has to leave the sexy sex times to go put the thing back to sleep. Pro tip: Call a sitter the next time you’re inviting your naked friend over.
15. Annalise and Nate, How to Get Away With Murder
When it happened: Season 3, Episode 1, “We’re Good People Now”
What made it hot: If you at all care about foreplay, then you’ll kindly direct your attention to a shirtless Nate massaging Annalise. Notice the muscles, and the I’mma fuck you good face. It’s all enough to diddle yourself to. It’s foot foreplay. Footreplay, if I may.