19 Dumb Animals That You Can't Believe Are Real
Who's responsible for these?!
You are an artichoke and everyone knows it. Roll back to the vegetable aisle, you leathery feather with a face.
Why do you remind me of Mark Wahlberg, you strange, muscly cat-bear? I want to snuggle you but your body looks like it would feel like thick rope wrapped in velvet.
3. Lilac-Breasted Roller
Are you made of cotton candy or old Lisa Frank notebooks? Either way I will eat you right up, you pastel lunatic.
4. Glaucus Atlanticus
You look like a first-generation Pokemon with a harder-to-pronounce name. I hate your adorable blue finger-fins.
5. Bush Viper
If you don't sound like an English grandpa who only communicates in mind-bending riddles, I want my money back. Also I want to roll you back and forth under my feet because I think it would feel good.