17 Reasons Kids Should Never Be Left Alone With Their Dads
You can take all the classes and read all the books in the world, but most parenting lessons come from trial and error.
So this Father's Day, we thought it would be fun to reflect on those early days of fatherhood.
Though Toyota's commercial about a protective father is very touching, but sometimes you just should never leave your kids alone with their dad.
1.He Goes For Joyrides
The real reason babies aren't allowed on the road? They just don't have the maturity to control their temper.
2.He Blows Their Minds
His mind was blown and now his eyes are stuck like that. Baby's first words: "Ga Ga Googly Eyes"
3.He Ends Up Wearing A Pink Tutu
Step 1: Take off the boots. Ah well, close enough, at least he tried! Now hopefully he'll never try again.
4.He Gives Them Fashion Advice
Dad didn't have the slightest clue what he was doing when he dressed his son for school photos that day.
5.He Pulls Silly Pranks
Muahahaaa, ze evil baby vill take over ze vorld!
6.He Carries Them Like Luggage
Yeah, kids are basically like carry-on right? I don't have to actually give them any attention or keep them from getting bored every 5 seconds.
7.He Uses The Kid As a Grocery Cart
Stroller? Psh, more like personal shopping cart.
8.He Eats Dessert First
Dad just wants to show his girl what being an adult is all about! When you're an adult, you can do whatever you want, like eat mega huge ice cream cones!
9.He Gets In Trouble With The Labeller
Just in case he forgot, mom labelled the baby to make it really obvious what dad was supposed to watch.
10.He Tells Them It's Always "His Turn"
Put your back into it! This builds character!
11.He Wont Stop Playing With Markers
Godfather baby wont wait for you to get the money. If you want protection, pay up.
12.He Takes the Plunge
Dragging your kid through the store can apparently be made easy with this simple tool.
13.He Tries To Feel Young Again
Hey, if my 7 year old looks like me, then I must not be that old!
14.He Trolls His Daughters
No one wants to see Dad in short shorts....
15.He Plays Reverse Jenga
The world record for reverse baby's forehead jenga is 4ft... don't try to beat this.
16.They Play Dangerous Sports
The definition of things you can't do when Mom is around...
17.They Don’t Know How to Carry Kids
This dad just wants his kid to appreciate the great outdoors.
Dad is more of a kid than the kids are! If you leave them alone, who is going to watch Dad??