12 Hilarious Products That Failed So Hard You'll Buy Them
7. Daddy Saddle
This product is extremely necessary for playing horsie. After all, only a commoner would ride daddy without a saddle.
8. Defecation Tea
It's good when a product is honest about what it does. But this is probably a little too honest.
9. Terror Cleaner
You can buy terror in three different flavors. But none of them sound particularly pleasant.
10. Virginity Soap
The problem with this soap? If you lose it, you'll never be able to get it back.
11. Zit Poppers Gummies
Fun fact: If you cover this candy with gummy hydrogen peroxide, they start to disappear!
12. Pee Cola
The best part about this product? When you drink it, you immediately start making more of it yourself!