12 Famous Females Who Do Not Dress Their Age
Old women dressing too young, young women dressing too old… pathetically, there are tons of women in Hollywood who do not seem to get how ridiculous they look, whether they are in their 60’s wearing skin-tight leopard print (not that anyone of any age should), or a teenager dressing as if they are a grown woman who has business looking like a street walker.
Here, we have found 15 ladies spanning the age range from 15 to 75, none of whom dress their own age, be it older or younger.
Read on, my friends, and prepare to learn all about dressing silly for your age in Hollywood, and probably to laugh a little, too, when you see some of these over-the-top, ridiculous outfits.
1. Kris Jenner – 61
This one is probably an obvious choice, hence its ranking on this list. The Kardashian mom-ager is known to act and dress younger than her 61 years, although I gotta hand it to her; she looks pretty damn good for 61.
In this photo, which was one of so many examples of her “youthful” style it is ridiculous, Kris wears a sheer, leopard-print, spaghetti-strap dress and tall boots. Her cleavage is more than apparent.
The fact that it is tight, revealing, above the knee, and somewhat see-through make this outfit, and others like it that Kris has been seen wearing, way too young for a woman in her sixties.
2. Mariah Carey – 47
Mariah Carey has the voice of an angel, and the body of a 25-year-old, even though she is 47 years young! Still, there is something to be said for modesty as you grow older, and I find it amusing that she dresses so provocatively as she nears 50.
Like Kris Jenner, there is example upon example of Mariah dressing in skimpy outfits, and she is notorious for flaunting her cleavage. This skin-tight getup is so short she can hardly move- much less bend over- without giving everyone a show. It barely even covers her hoo-ha!
Coupled with her long curls, fake tan, and bling, this outfit is more appropriate for a 19 or 20-year-old going out on the town, not a 40-something mother of two, although she did date a much younger man, so she is kind of a cougar. In that sense, her wardrobe makes sense.
3. Honey Boo Boo – 11
Let’s switch things up a bit, and look at one celebrity (if you can call her that) that is the opposite of Kris and Mariah, because instead of dressing too young, she dresses too old.
Alana Thompson, a.k.a. Honey Boo Boo, has been in the spotlight since she was a very little girl. Even if 11 was not too young to dress sexy, Alana has been doing so in pageants since she was seven in the show Toddlers and Tiaras.
After that, she was the star of Here Comes Honey BooBoo, in which her life and that of her overweight family was documented. Between the heavy makeup and the revealing costumes, Alana is a prime candidate for a position on this list.
Now 11, she is still seen often (though not nearly as much) prancing around in short-shorts, tube tops, tight clothing, and far too much makeup for any teeny-bopper.
4. Kylie Jenner – 19
You can’t have a list like this without at least a couple Kardashians or Jenners on it, am I right? So here is our second, little Miss Kylie Jenner, who just turned 19 but has been dressing scandalously for years. And continues to do so.
Even at 19, a young woman is still a teenager, and thus dressing the way Kylie does is very risqué. Kylie spent her teenage years dressing (and acting) like she was in her 20’s.
Take the above photo, for instance; Kylie looks waaaaay older than her actual age of 18 at the time (and she had literally just turned 18 days before). At the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards, Kylie showed up looking like a woman closer to 30 than 20.
Honestly, how can she even walk in heels that high and a dress that short? I bet if she turned around her butt would be hanging out. Just a guess.